Proactive Procrastinator

by odysseyroc

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Oh man, it's 5:30 and we still haven't done the Shirt.Woot writeup? How does this keep happening? Well, let's get something out there. Let's see…

The year: 1491. Christopher Columbus plans the unthinkable: A voyage to India by sea, to the West. However, he keeps putting off asking the Queen of Spain for funds, until the whole plan eventually falls through the cracks. 

No, no, no. That's dumb. Uhhhh, what else? We really need to get home to feed our cat. We can't stay at the office much longer. Oooo! Cats! Our audience loves cats. 

You know who are the worst procrastinators? Cats. Because they never do anything ever. They just sit around like dumb idiots. 

OK. That didn't go very well. Guess there wasn't much flesh to that idea. Oh God, it's 6:30…why can't we do a stupid freakin' writeup?

Now here's a thought: What if we did a writeup that was so bad that our editor had to come in and completely re-write the whole thing? That's it! Now, what would make the most perfectly imperfect Shirt.Woot writeup? 

This shirt dumb. 

Perfect! Now we can just sit back, relax, and watch it get revamped. High five, selves. 

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL - WL:  10.38” x 5.74“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.38” x 4.63“

Pantone Colors: White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 19.338s
First Sucker:
primal5
Last Wooter to Woot:
joanncox

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Proactive Procrastinator by odysseyroc
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