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Public Service Announcement

by oakenspirit

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Careful

3rd Place in Derby #345: Snarky Slogans, with 198 votes!

The funny thing about a shirt that says, "I couldn't care less" that it disproves itself merely by existing. You very much COULD care less. For example you could wear a shirt that makes no mention of caring at all, thus illustrating your lack of care, because if you really do not care at all, then you're not even thinking about how much you care. 

In fact, why wear any shirt at all? Why go outside? Why get up in the morning? The person who lies naked in bed for days on end, that person is the one who truly cannot care less. If you were to go up to him or her and ask, "What is it that you care about?" he or she would be like, "What was that sixth word you said? I've never heard it before." Or maybe he/she would say, "Subaru Outback," because he/she thinks you're asking what kind of car they like in a weird accent. But the truth is, a person who didn't care about anything would have no preference in cars, so forget that last part. 

Basically, the point I'm trying to make here is… huh, I've kinda lost it. Meh, who cares, right?

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Features

Design Placement: Centered (or wherever)

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12.5” x 7.7”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9“ x 5.6

Pantone Colors:
- White - 393c - 1365c - 213c - 2925c - Black

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 33.994s
First Sucker:
ThumperWabbt
Last Wooter to Woot:
eph1973

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Public Service Announcement by oakenspirit
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