Pure Bread

by Michelle Li (aka littleclyde)

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Dough Mi So Dough Dough So Mi Do

Love cats? You’ll probably love cat bread too!

Doughy doughy doughy curled under the sink
You’re rising to delicious bread
And I bend down to pat your head
Your little nose all cute and pink
Dough, I needed you, cat
You I’ve heated and I’m eating yet
Just from a slice or two
Know I’ll want more of you

Buttered up and cat side down
But dropping then becomes the trick
Cause then the slice forever stays
Suspended don’t you know
Laws of physics should apply to bread
But hey, just let it go
And cuddle up near you
Just cuddle up to you

Mew
Soft and spongey
Mew
Warm and snuggly
Mew
On my range I
Baked you for about an hour
Just yeast, flour and water but
You’re still supreme
Stay out of my cream

Fresh bread smell against my face
I’m glad that you are not a cake
You purr and stretch upon my chest
My favorite kitten slice
My how you have grown, so grown
So grown, and now it’s time for tea
I’ll cut your crusts off, toss them out
And triangle you carefully

Mew
Soft and spongey
Mew
Warm and snuggly
Mew
You were leavened

Wear this shirt: with some jam.

Don’t wear this shirt: around dog lovers with wheat allergies.

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, I’m-a Want You.”

We call this color: Royal Russian Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 467C - 465C - 464C - 2768

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Pure Bread by Michelle Li (aka littleclyde)
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.