Raccoon Ride Along

by rasabi

$11.00$14.00

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Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 08 - Jun 13
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 06
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Varmint

For many of us in urban environments, rodent passengers are a terrifying daily prospect.

Failed Rocket Raccoon Knockoffs

Battery Shrew: An anthropomorphic North American Long-Tailed Shrew with no military training but a constant supply of AA batteries. Also, he’s pretty temperamental. And rabid.

Jeremy the Turbo Trout: Retired Air Force pilot. Top-notch flight skills across a variety of spacecraft, but he cannot survive outside of his tank for more than five minutes. Look, nobody’s perfect, okay?

Surge Satsuma: A ripe satsuma with awesome leadership skills. Wears a tiny customized bi-lateral jet vest, which is something we just made up.

OppenCamel: An affable and accident-prone nuclear camel. Keeps a supply of uranium in his hump. Has lasers for eyes. He’s super friendly but generally quarantined because, you know, he’s clumsy and slightly radioactive.

Nutrizoom: A pair of nutria with wheels for legs. They don’t talk or anything. Just nutria on wheels.

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Features

Design Placement: Back of Shirt

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 13.9” x 18”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 10.8” x 14”
K6-K4: 7.7” x 10” 

Pantone Colors: White - 107c - Warm Gray 10 - 1585c - 654c - Black

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 19.005s
First Sucker:
kshack
Last Wooter to Woot:
Deriyan

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 9% one year old
  • 82% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Raccoon Ride Along by rasabi
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