Raising Awareness

by kevlar51

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Career/Shirt Choices

Do you choose to be: a carpenter from Ohio with a hoodie, or a banker from Boston with a t-shirt?

If you choose to be a hoodie carpenter, you will begin your journey through life with slightly less money. However, you will be able to fix your own wagon tongues, and will gain membership into a local carpenter's union. Plus, you'll be warm and cozy. Plus, Jesus was a carpenter! That's pretty rad.

If you choose to be a banker from Boston with a t-shirt, you'll start with more money, but your "score" at the end of life will not be as high, because you wore a t-shirt to your banking job. Seriously, what were you thinking? Times have changed, but banking is banking and you've got to look respectable.

Of course, you could always choose to be a farmer from Illinois and not wear a shirt at all, but would immediately lose at life. Not only is small-scale agriculture a near impossibility in the era of agribusiness, but you're putting yourself at serious risk of skin cancer going shirtless in the fields all day. Tsk tsk.

Wear this shirt: until it hangs loosely over your dysentery-ravaged body.

Don't wear this shirt: as you wade into Soda Springs. It's gauche. 

This shirt tells the world: "Remember how funny gruesome death seemed in 5th grade?"

We call this color: You shot a black bear! And four rabbits! And a squirrel! And two deer! And…you're a cold-blooded monster!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): White - 7488C - 166C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 12.885s
First Sucker:
Derk
Last Wooter to Woot:
tanterbon

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Raising Awareness by kevlar51
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