After a certain situation arose that made it impossible for us to sell the shirt we had been offering today, we turned to the one force that could rescue us: our vast mound of leftover Reckoned t-shirts. No, you didn’t want these when they were ten bucks and you could choose your favorite, so we don’t know why you’d want them now, sight unseen, for what amounts to not a very steep discount. But it beats showing a test pattern here.

This shirt was designed by: circumstances beyond our control.

Wear this shirt: in emergency situations, except for those involving fire. We routinely soak our Reckoned t-shirts in gasoline.

Don’t wear this shirt: if it’s somebody else’s. You don’t know what kind of parasites are crawling all over their skin.

This shirt tells the world: “Help! I spilled something on my nice shirt!”

We call this color: Red, White, Green, Asphalt, Black, Royal Blue, Navy, Grass, Heather Grey, Brown, Lemon, Cranberry, Baby Blue, Cream, Orange, and Olive Alert.

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