Reach for the Stars

by ApeLad

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#19
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Eventually your arms get tired and you adjust your standards.

Age 0-10

Reach for the stars!

 

Age 10-14

Reach for the thermosphere!

 

Age 14-16

Reach for the mesosphere!

 

Age 16-18

Reach for the ozone layer?

 

Age 18-20

Reach for the top bit of the troposphere!

 

Age 20-21

Reach for the accessible branches on a Redwood tree!

 

Age 21-24

Reach for an office with a fairly nice view!

 

Age 24-27

Reach for an office at all!

 

Age 27-30

Reach for a low-hanging piñata!

 

Age 30-35

Reach for some nice moulding!

 

Age 35-40

Reach for the cabinet above the stove!

 

Age 40-45

Reach for the cereal in the pantry!

 

Age 45-50

Reach for the salt shaker across the counter!

 

Age 50-55

Reach for the hand soap!

 

Age 55-60

Reach for the reading glasses!

 

Age 60-65

Reach for the volume button!

 

Age 65-?

Reach for the ointment!

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Features

Design Placement: Center

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 12” x 9.58”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K4: 9” x 7.18”

Pantone Colors: White - 387C - 292C - 653C - 370C - 357C 

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 56.557s
First Sucker:
darkeye11547
Last Wooter to Woot:
clizark12

Purchaser Experience

  • 23% first woot
  • 10% second woot
  • 26% < 10 woots
  • 18% < 25 woots
  • 23% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 19% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 10% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

12%
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Woots by State

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Reach for the Stars by ApeLad
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