Read The Whole Book!

by Spiritgreen

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The Taming Of The Taming Of The Shrew

3rd place in Derby #153: Shakespeare, with 791 votes!

What’s in a text? That which we call a play
In summarized form would be kind of lame.
So Shakespeare wouldn’t, if he were condensed,
Retain that dear perfection which he owes
In the original. Shakespeare, tear that book;
And for Cliff’s Notes, which capture not thy vibe,
Take a C-minus.

If you’re lucky.

Wear this shirt: unabridged.

Don’t wear this shirt: if all you know about Richard III is that it involves England.

This shirt tells the world: “You know Cliff notated things OTHER than Romeo & Juliet, right?”

We call this color: Stratford-Upon-Creme.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 102C - 726C- 722C - 202C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Read The Whole Book! by Spiritgreen
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