Back to Amazon.com

PRIME MEMBERS

Free Express shipping. Learn more
X

Free shipping for Prime members on Woot!

Woot! customers who are Amazon Prime members can enjoy special shipping benefits on Woot!, including:

Amazon Prime membership required. See individual offer pages for shipping details and restrictions. Not valid for international shipping addresses.

Re-Rock, Re-Paper, Re-Scissors

by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle

Standard
Tee
Asphalt
Limit 15 per customer

Okay, ready? One, Two, THREE!

#27
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

Ha! Global Warming beats Glacier, dude! Better luck next time!

Best two out of three? Sure! One, two, THREE!

Ohh. Nice one, dude. Toxic Run-off totally beats my Fresh Drinking Water. Dang. Okay, one more, one more. All set? One, Two, THREE!

Hmm. This one’s a toughie. Does Acceptance Of Facts About Our Changing Environment beat Selfish Delusion Based On Corporate Greed, or is it the other way around? Either way, I think I’m gonna need some help getting my hand back to normal.

Wear this shirt: when you’re talkin’ trash.

Don’t wear this shirt: if the neighbor across the street was arrested the other day for keeping human hands in his recycling bins.

This shirt asks the world: “Which bin do you want me to throw this bird in?”

We call this color: How Do You Make Asphalt With Your Hand?

Back to top

Features

 

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X – S: 10” x 7.06”
WXL - K4: 7.5” x 5.29”

Pantone Colors: White - Cool Gray 9C - 349C - 1788C - 285C - Black

Please check our sizing chart before you order. The Woot Tee follows a classic closer-fitting style. If you prefer a baggier look, order a larger size. If there is not a larger size, consider starting a belly-hanging-out trend.

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Specs

Asphalt Woot Tee

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 39.000s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 66% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

11%
5%
2%
1%
1%
2%
4%
6%
8%
7%
6%
5%
5%
3%
5%
4%
3%
3%
3%
4%
3%
3%
4%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

1%
4%
90%
2%
2%
1%
1%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Best sellers in Shirt

Deals our customers love best.
  1. Come For The Peace, Leave For The Bears
    $1500$3200
  2. Gamesolotls of The World
    $1500
  3. Alphabet Wars
    $1500$3200
  4. Tree Anatomy
    $1500$3200
Re-Rock, Re-Paper, Re-Scissors by Lim Heng Swee aka ilovedoodle
$15.00 Sold Out
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
1 15
Woot! Shirt.Woot
4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.