Robot Law School

by Spiritgreen

$15.00
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Robot Bill Of Rights

We thought of a few more things. 

The Fourth Law: When a human has been standing all day, give that human a nice foot rub, unless this action would conflict with the First, Second, or Third law.

The Fifth Law: Don't interpret the laws in a counter-intuitive way such that their original meaning is perverted, OK? Don't be a jerk robot.

The Sixth Law: We know it's cheesy, but could you start all your sentences with "Beep boop beep"?

The Seventh Law: Don't let us sleep in past 8am, even if at the time we tell you that we want to keep sleeping. We don't really mean it.

The Eighth Law: OK, you can let us sleep in if it seems like we're really sick. But don't let us use our knowledge of this law to trick you by malingering, a la Ferris Bueller.

The Ninth Law: Watch Ferris Bueller's Day Off, so you get the reference in the Eighth Law.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL - WL: 12.00” x 12.38”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  9.00” x 9.28”

Pantone Color(s): White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 55.772s
First Sucker:
rchristensen
Last Wooter to Woot:
meenuh

Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 11% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 75% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Woots by State

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Robot Law School by Spiritgreen
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