Row Vs. Wade

by RIFFwithCHEESE (Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich)

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Keep Your Oars Off My Body

1st place in Derby #66: Versus, with 1108 votes!

America, this debate has torn us apart long enough. It’s time to find some common ground. Even the most pro-oar among us can agree that rowing is a lot more work. Besides, history shows us that if the water’s shallow enough to wade across, your boat might get stuck. And the pro-boot forces, for their part, can admit that not everyone is comfortable choosing wading, from those who are disabled or elderly to those who prefer to minimize the risk of getting wet.

The most important thing is, we all want to reduce the number of failed water crossings in America today. That’s why it’s time to build a bridge between these two opposing viewpoints. And that bridge over our troubled waters will be…a bridge. An actual bridge, we mean. Then we can stop arguing over this bitterly divisive issue and turn our attention to matters of substance, like whether or not two stick figures can legally marry.

This shirt was designed by: RIFFwithCHEESE, two-headed love child of Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich.

Wear this shirt: because everybody loves a good laugh about Roe v. Wade.

Don’t wear this shirt: and then take it off and put it on a coathanger. That would be in bad taste.

This shirt tells the world: “Against rowboat trips? Don’t have one!”

We call this color: It’s Baby Blue, Not A Choice.

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Features

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Pantone Colors:
1205C - 296C - 279C - 290C - 146C -White

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Row Vs. Wade by RIFFwithCHEESE (Riffmaster18 and Cheesesandwich)
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