Running Wild
by Daniel Paquette a.k.a. thedansterwashere
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Anyway, all life that actually evolved on Earth doesn’t care what it looks like. You have those blind fish that need dentists, you have those bees that don’t shave their bikini line, and you have flowers that never learned how to properly apply makeup.
The moral? Nature is scary, and doesn’t hide it. Nature doesn’t want delicate and perfect, life wants thorns and creepy stalks that are probably poison. Nature is a cruel series of smears on a clean white shirt that was made from dead plants and underpaid employees. And that’s where you can find the real beauty.
Or maybe that’s where you can get eaten by a giant poisonous flower. We mostly stay indoors at our computers so we don’t really know anything about Nature.
Wear this shirt: if you’re poppy and you know it. Then clap your hands.
Don’t wear this shirt: if you think this is a representation of flowers getting shot in the head. If that’s what you think maybe you should talk to someone, like a pastor or guidance counselor.
This shirt tells the world: “Flower? I Barely Even Know ‘Er!”
We call this color: All-Purpose White Baking
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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