Russian Nesting Doll

by orabbit

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price
Will not arrive before December 25th
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I'll be your sweet little matryoshka.

3rd place in Derby #271: Shirt as Costume Redux, Guest Editor agingdragqueen's pick!

Hey, what's up? Sweet party, right? I totally know the guy who rents this place. So what's your name? Lacy? Cool, great to meet you Lacy! My name's Gabe. So what's your costume supposed to be? Sexy Librarian?

Oh. Sexy Michelle Obama? No? Just regular? Okay. Cool.

Me? Sexy Russian Nesting Doll. 'Cause I can get all up inside you! Get it? Ha ha ha!

What? Oh, yeah, I guess in this instance you would get inside me, because I'm bigger. But that…that's not really the metaphor I'm looking to convey. It sounds kind of, I don't know, gross when you say it that way.

I much prefer the sexually aggressive metaphor when I'm in the driver's seat, so to speak.

Wear this shirt: To your babushka's house.

Don't wear this shirt: Around the Ukraine. They're still pretty hacked off at all things Russian.

This shirt tells the world: "I enjoy explaining things to strangers a lot."

We call this color: The Red Menace

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): - 1355 C - 158 C - 361 C - 349 C 

Shirt Color: Red

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
57m 47.226s
First Sucker:
enidcoleslawforever
Last Wooter to Woot:
catherineowl

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 83% second woot
  • 17% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 72% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 83% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 10% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Russian Nesting Doll by orabbit
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.