S is for Safari
by walmazan
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We know what you might be thinking, but trust us: this is not another Cookie Monster shirt. First of all, that’s not even the Cookie Monster there on the left-hand side of the image. It’s a blue cocopeanut – a crossbreed of a peanut and a coconut. What you probably think is the Cookie Monster’s arm is actually a scarf, which, confusingly enough, just happens to be the same color and texture as the blue cocopeanut. And those aren’t eyeballs, either; they’re eggs.
Now, you’re probably thinking, what’s with the animal crackers? Well, they’re actually not animal crackers. They’re wooden animal statues. See the holes in them? Those’re bullet holes. Clearly this is a safari-themed shooting range. So what does this shirt even mean then? Simple, while some people are busy gunning down another species for fun, others will trust something as strange as a blue cocopeanut wearing a scarf with their babies. And doesn’t that just sum up this zany thing called life?
No? Well, we tried.
Wear this shirt: if you’re a chip philanthropist, because that’s the opposite of a cookie monster, and this shirt is definitely not about the Cookie Monster.
Don’t wear this shirt: to the 15th annual Cookie Monster Shirt Festival in Columbus, Ohio. You will look very out-of-place.
This shirt tells the world: “I am willing to buy an interesting shirt that makes absolutely no reference to an iconic children’s program.”
We call this color: um… well… Okay fine, we give up. Nom nom nom nom royal blue. There! ARE YOU HAPPY NOW???
Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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