Saint or Sisnt

by Ninhol

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Ooo Ooo, Whoa-oh

Lark, Sparrow or Dove?

Beloved art thou, oh bird most bright
Thy colors all shine when thou art in flight
Here on my breast I hope you alight
And lay that birdin’ down

Thy plumage attractive, thy waddle serene
Not made thou for water but thou look like a dream
My bosom I offer like you were a meme
Come lay thy birdin’ down

Thou sparkleth, thou glimmerist, thou gleamethest most
Thou haseth a feeder I put on that post
The cat ate half your mate and that was kinda gross
But still, lay thy birdin’ down
But still, lay thy birdin’ down

Wear this shirt: in your hand. That will make it double in value, relative to the ones in the bush.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a tumbler. When someone sees the shirt in a flip, they could get the wrong idea completely.

This shirt tells the world: “Bought this shirt, and it was a gas, soon found out, it was a bird of glass.”

We call this color: Black-sliced Blue-bellied Anderson’s Snooty Woodpecker (Northern)

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Features

Pantone Colors:
100C - 1225C - 1915C- 299C - 358C - 2716C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 48.000s
First Sucker:
maryschafer
Last Wooter to Woot:
Binx212

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 96% second woot
  • 4% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 14% joined today
  • 4% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 39% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Saint or Sisnt by Ninhol
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.