Hola, Messrs. Chips
My friends wonder why I always eat at home, and go out no more
I just don’t want any of the foods that they go out for
They think maybe I’m not well, askin’ ‘bout my diet, all right
I say “it’s chips and salsa for every meal, you should try it”
When they persist on giving me an assist
As if they’re all nutritionists
Like they’ve got their pantyhose all in a twist
I give a smile full of crumbs and explain how come:
Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips are what I dip in that salsa I like
Because these chips, these chips are on my lips
Because these chips, these chips I can’t resist
And on these chips I will subsist for the rest of my life
Wear this shirt: a few sizes too big to accommodate more chips in the future.
Don’t wear this shirt: without a bib, Captain Burrito-stain.
This shirt tells the world: “MAS CHIPOTLE.”
We call this color: Lettuce, Tomato, Sour Creme
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