Sarcasm

by fishbiscuit5

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

Printed to order.

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Tee
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Limit 15 per customer
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We mean it.

This is a good design. No, really.

This is a great shirt. No, we're serious. This is a great shirt. You're not getting it. We really like this shirt. That's why we're selling it. Get it. We really like it. Here, how about this: this is a great shirt. No, but really. We like it. That's why we're selling it. No, we're being honest; we like this design.

Do you guys get our meaning? We like the shirt. We like it. We really do. It's great. Don't you get it? We mean it. Here, let's write it a different way. We truly enjoy this shirt. Ugh. No, that didn't work. Look, what in the heck do we need to say to get this across? What kind of special font do we have to use to hammer it in to your THICK SKULL that we really, truly, actually think this is a good design worthy of selling?

Oh, wait. Here: fun shirt! :D

DONE!

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Features

Tee

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 8.36”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  11” x 6.13”
K6-K4:  8.5’’ x  4.74”

Pantone Color(s): White 

Shirt Color: Royal Blue

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Tote

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size: 8.5’’ x  4.74”

Pantone Color(s): White

Tote Color: Royal Blue

Tote Specifications:

  • 10 oz. 100% cotton canvas
  • 10.5in. x 14in. x 5in.
  • Gusset bottom
  • 24 in. handles

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 31.229s
First Sucker:
paulspock69
Last Wooter to Woot:
mcnut7373

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
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Woots by State

zero wooters wootinglots of wooters wooting

Top Comments

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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Sarcasm by fishbiscuit5
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