Saur Loser

by AJ Dimarucot

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But I Had Baseball Tickets

And the third angel sounded, and there fell a great star from heaven, burning as it were a lamp, and it fell upon the third part of the waters…

Rain? Rain good! Rain drown mice-things who steal grass from food beasts!

They’re called lemurs, Ty. Not mice things. Lemurs

Shut up, little second brain! Me know what mice-things are! But mice-things not strong like me! Mice-things weak!

Lemurs are astonishingly resourceful, Ty. They’re hard to kill.

Nothing hard for me to kill! Stomp! Stomp! Ha ha! Run now, mice-things! Leave grass to fatten brotomosaruaians for dinner!”

They’re called apatosauruses now, Ty.

Me not care about political correctness, little second brain! Me king of all media! No creature stronger than I! Even flying food pay homage to… to… why that circle on fire in sky?

That’s the sun.

No, in front of that, little second brain. Why you so stupid?

In front of? But there’s nothing in front of… Oh… oh my heavens.

This shirt was designed by: AJ Dimarucot who also has a line of baby clothes that are oh, so stylish. And if you love him the way a man loves a fine pizza buffet, head over to vote on one of his designs at Uneetee. If he wins money, he’ll have more free time in which to design shirts!

Wear this shirt: near the end of December in 2012. No, no reason. Honest, we’d totally tell you if we knew something. Can you hand us those sealed containers of distilled water? Next to the matches and the sleeping bags.

Don’t wear this shirt: What? Oh, right, this one. Listen, we’ve got to move all these cans into the survival shelter, so we don’t really have time for fancy jokes today. No, no, we just store them there. There’s really nothing to worry about. We’d tell you, really we would.

This shirt tells the world: “The bigger they are, the harder they fall.”

We call this color: Blackasaurus vs Blacksteroid (aka Cold Blooded)

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Features

Pantone Colors:
298C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

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Saur Loser by AJ Dimarucot
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