Save the Jackalopes!

by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)

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Tails of the Cryptid

An entire species faces a life-or-death crisis and needs your help! We’re pretty sure they do, anyway.

Now, OK, we’re having trouble coming up with accurate numbers for how many jackalopes remain in the wild. Our Jackalope Rescue Team still hasn’t had much luck – OK, any luck – capturing any distressed or wounded jackalopes. And the only thing we’ve found on our Jackalope Sightseeing Tours is a lot of disappointed tourists.

All we can conclude from this is that the situation is extremely dire. If certified jackalopists like us can’t even get our hands on one, they MUST be teetering on the brink of extinction.

Wear this shirt: because caring about real species is so Mark Trail.

Don’t wear this shirt: under your jackalope fur coat. You’re part of the problem!

This shirt tells the world: “I got it at the crypto-gift shop.”

We call this color: Jackelly Green.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7499C - 4515C - 137C - 7419C - 635C - 369C - 4625C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Save the Jackalopes! by Rachel Caldwell (a.k.a. Thirsty Fly)
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