Saving the World, One Small Step at a Time

by ramyb

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Environmentalism? Recycling? It’ll never sell.

2nd place in Derby #191: Robots Save the World, with 629 votes!

Bill, I get it. I do. The meaning is the message and all that, but I’m in Marketing so the point is lying and distorting the message as much as possible to lure more people into buying it.

“But, it’s not a product or service. Nothing’s for sale. It’s a call to action to help save the planet.”

Yeah, but what are we really saving it from?

“Well, garbage, pollution, you know. Junk in our environment.”

Woah woah WOAH! Now hey I agree and we both get it, but come on. Teach the controversy and all that, right? Now littering hasn’t been proven to come from humans and car exhaust hasn’t been proven to come from cars, so we don’t want to alienate people.

“Are you serious? What possible doubt is there?”

Oh lots of scientists disagree.

WHICH scientists?”

Mainly the ones that accept money to espouse that opinion. Regardless, lots of people disagree that we should make the world we inhabit and will pass onto our children a better place and they have spending power. No, we need something to increase mass appeal, and I’ve got it.

“I hesitate to ask.”

Zombies.

“Zombies?”

Zombies!

“How does that relate to saving the planet?”

It doesn’t!

Wear this shirt: While pondering just how many bottles it’d take to make that Vermont return deposit worth it.

Don’t wear this shirt: If you prefer your Bender to actually look like Bender.

This shirt tells the world: “Violence can TOO help.”

We call this color: Navy we CAN make a difference after all.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 361C - Metallic Silver - 5405C - 647C - 533C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 27% one year old
  • 62% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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