Say No To Scurvy

by fablefire

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Kelly Green
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Vitamins, See?

1st Place in Derby #14: Nutrition, with 610 votes!

Liver spots. Pale skin. Depression. Bleeding from the mucous membranes. No, it's not a description of today's goth kids in 50 years - it's what happens when you don't get enough vitamin C. The citrus-deficient seafarers of yore called it scurvy, and they thought it had something to do with an imbalance of the body's humors. People used to be so dumb.

Wear this shirt: to remind your fellow crew members to put down the rum and pick up a piece of fruit once in a while.

Don't wear this shirt: as a substitute for actually ingesting vitamin C.

This shirt tells the world: "Orange you glad you're not a 16th-century sailor?"

We call this color: Barlow's Green.

 

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Say No To Scurvy by fablefire
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