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Boop.

#23
...of 27 tees in
the Reckoning

3rd Place in Derby #366: 10K Round IV: Speciality Ink, with 292 votes!

Boop.

Boop. ”Welcome to Gorgy’s Groceries. Boop. Did you find everything you were looking for today, sir?” Boop.

”I did, thanks.”

"No problem. Bip. Hmm. This one doesn’t seem to be scanning."

"Uh, no. It’s the shirt I'm wearing on my person."

"Hang on, let me get Kevin."

"You don’t need to get -"

“Kevin to register 4 please, Kevin to register 4.”

"‘Sup."

"Kevin, this isn’t scanning correctly, see?"

"Bip."

"Weird. Let me try."

"Bip."

"I don’t like this, guys. Quit pointing that at my torso."

"Sorry for the inconvenience, sir. We’ll get this figured out as soon as possible. Kevin, maybe Kelly can help scan this."

"Yeah, okay. I’ll be right back. I’m just going to go get the manager."

"Yes, I heard your colleague, but you don't need to -"

"Be right back!"

"Ugh."

"Kevin will be back soon, sir. Sorry to make you wait."

"Listen, this is never going to scan properly. It’s just a nifty shirt about books."

"One second, please. Kevin, while you're back there, can I get a price check on books?"

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 10”
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8: 11” x 7.3 

Pantone Colors: Black & Glow In The Dark Ink

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 34.881s
First Sucker:
ninjax42s
Last Wooter to Woot:
scarfman

Purchaser Experience

  • 6% first woot
  • 4% second woot
  • 18% < 10 woots
  • 23% < 25 woots
  • 49% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 8% one year old
  • 86% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 89% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 2% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

7%
7%
3%
2%
2%
2%
3%
7%
7%
7%
6%
6%
5%
4%
4%
3%
2%
3%
2%
3%
5%
4%
4%
3%
12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11

Percentage of Sales Per Day

3%
1%
2%
1%
1%
1%
91%
Mon Tue Wed Thu Fri Sat Sun

Woots by State

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Scan This by fishbiscuit5
$15.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.