Sea Chimp

by goopymart

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Monkey Sea, Monkey Eww

In terrified whispers, certain Pacific Island peoples tell of an aquatic abomination that beggars the imagination and shrivels the bowels. They call it the Sea Chimp, and with every "yellow tide" of mangled banana peels, its improbable legend grows. We can only speculate on the unholy coupling that must've produced this adorably grotesque perversion of nature. All we know is, he's risen from the briny jungles with eight arms to hold us and a brain almost as advanced as our own (which, granted, isn't saying much).

This shirt was designed by: Goopymart, a one-Guy design studio - literally: his name is Will Guy - specializing in bright, colorful lumpy things. A wide variety of goopy artwork is made for the delight and confusion of the world's population. He's even done some illustrations for Woot, but don't hold that against him.

Wear this shirt to: boldly affirm your support for inter-species marriage.

Don't wear this shirt to: a cryptozoology conference, unless you need a lot of new, very annoying friends.

This shirt tells the world: "When life gets you down, keep chasing that banana! This goes double if you're some kind of freakish half-octopus, half-chimp creature."

We call this color: Octopus Ink Gray.

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Features

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

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0m 8.000s
First Sucker:
momofmonsters
Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

  • 12% first woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 7% joined today
  • 4% one week old
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  • 38% one year old
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
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Sea Chimp by goopymart
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.