Seasons Greetings

by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART

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The Perfect Gift For An Imperfect World

People like shirts. Generally speaking, of course.

It’s true. Shirts are comfortable (when the correct size), can be worn under OR over other shirts, and provide just the right amount of torso coverage to allow you entry into the local convenience store for snackies. They’re extremely versatile, too! They can be pillows, laptop sleeves, even other articles of clothing. So yeah, shirts are pretty rad.

OTHER FACT: You need cheap gifts to give those members of the family you don’t particularly care for in an attempt to fool the rest into thinking you are a “good person”. What better way to do that than buying those relatives this shirt? The whimsical design of seasonings greeting each other (GET IT?!) will lighten their already heavy burden of being, you know, lame. Throw in a quick “I saw this and thought of you” and a hug, and you'll have Aunt Whats-Her-Name and Cousin With A Scary Facial Scar convinced that life is worth living for another year. And, really, isn’t that what the holidays are all about?

Wear this shirt: to help keep all the gravy off your chest, you sloppy so-and-so.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’ve forgotten to buy the nutmeg for the pies like your mother asked AGAIN. Jeez, it’s not like she asked you to prepare holiday dinner by yourself like she does THANKLESSLY EVERY YEAR.

This shirt tells the world: “Hi, my name is [insert name here]. I enjoy wearing t-shirts with visual puns pertaining to specific times of the year and cooking. Well, POSSIBLY cooking. Definitely the other thing, though. Sorta.”

We call this color: Just A Pinch Of Heather Gray

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7541C - 601C - 486C - 7492C - 7457C - 418C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 10% joined today
  • 1% one week old
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  • 22% one year old
  • 64% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 91% bought 1
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Seasons Greetings by Drew Brockington a.k.a. brockART
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