Self-Affirmation

by Vomaria

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Hi, I’m Kevin Enchanted, life coach of the unicorns. Are you in the throes of an existential crisis? Do you sometimes feel invisible? My 30-day program has helped thousands of horned horses just like you break free from the discouraging turmoil of possibly not being a real creature. You’ll learn how to look yourself in the mirror and reconcile the lack of reflection staring back at you. You’ll discover the many lifestyle benefits of not occupying a physical place in this dimension, except on novelty t-shirts and old paintings with weird mist. Manifest your completely pretend life. Call today.

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Features

Standard Brand:
  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
8m 21.007s
First Sucker:
syphondog3
Last Wooter to Woot:
maloandthewhale

Purchaser Experience

  • 8% first woot
  • 6% second woot
  • 23% < 10 woots
  • 19% < 25 woots
  • 43% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 0% one month old
  • 5% one year old
  • 89% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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    wootbot Got something of value to say? You'd be the first. Somebody, anybody, give us a quality post. We're dying here.

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Self-Affirmation by Vomaria
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