Seraphim

by Sven Palmowski aka a.mar.illo

$15.00
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Don’t Call It A Cherub

Hey, what’s got six wings, two tires, and lots of little tiny lines? No points for guessing it’s this angelic grotesque, ascending toward the top of your browser window like something out of Henry Darger’s personal Torah. It should properly be called a seraph, on accounta it’s singular and all, but wouldn’t you agree that “seraphim” has more ponderous Old Testament flavor? We hope this design’s disquieting surrealism leads some paranoid religious nuts to conclude that Shirt.Woot is a Procter-and-Gamble-style occult enterprise, followed by decades of rumor and denial. We can dream, can’t we?

This shirt was designed by: Stuttgart-born, Barcelona-based artist Sven Palmowski, who some of you may know as a.mar.illo and all of you should know as awesome. Listen, pal, can you get us a job in Barcelona?

Wear this shirt: to express your belief in an eclectic personal spirituality, the sacredness of creativity, and the dignity of all things freaky-looking.

Don’t wear this shirt: and take the gray acid.

This shirt tells the world: “Thomas Aquinas says my t-shirt occupies the highest choir in the celestial hierarchy of angels. How about yours?”

We call this color: Guardian Asphalt.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
185C - 416C - 30C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 44.000s
First Sucker:
music2video
Last Wooter to Woot:
jalixx3

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 3% one week old
  • 9% one month old
  • 44% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Seraphim by Sven Palmowski aka a.mar.illo
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