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Shakespeare's Pencils

by ThatRobert

$19.00 + free shipping
Asphalt
Tee
Limit 15 per customer
  • Standard - Estimated delivery Nov 14 - Nov 16
  • Express - Estimated delivery Nov 11 - Nov 13
  • Standard International - Estimated delivery Nov 19 - Nov 21
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He Struggled

3rd Place in Derby #350: The Renaissance, with 168 votes!

To know or not to know, that is the question… no… Erase that… to love… nah, too schmaltzy, erase-erase-erase. To comb? Nah. To prod? Too grabby. To slather? Hmm… to slather or not to slather… something just sounds wrong. Let me just erase that… nice.

To hug? Nope. To jiggle? No. To masticate? To whack? To marinate? Ugh! No! No! No! Not to render. Not to alleviate. Not to mince. Not to bro-down. It's just one verb? How can this be so friggin' hard?? What about keeping it basic? To be or not to be? NO! THE WORST ONE! SO BORING! Let me just… Oh crap, my eraser's down to the metal part. Guess I gotta leave it… 

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Features

Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!

T-Shirts

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Women’s V-Necks

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Tank Tops

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Long Sleeves

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Pullover Hoodies

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Specs

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
4m 18.220s

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Shakespeare's Pencils by ThatRobert
$19.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$19.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.