Shark Attack!!!

by Stef McFeters

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The Big Lorenzini

Sometimes it’s easy to misunderstand the creatures of the deep. Take today’s shirt. At first glance it seems like just another day in the food chain. But is it? Is it really? Do you see the blank hungry gaze of a predator? Or is that the mournful need for revenge in his eye? Do you see the helpless floating carcasses of unlucky prey? Or is it the resolute surrender of three fish that made the ultimate sacrifice to protect a friend? Is this a killer caught in the act? Or an innocent framed for a triple murder? Sure, that shark looks angry, but maybe that’s where we should focus our attention. After all, why would he be angry… if they were only breakfast?

This shirt was designed by: Stef McFeters, who previously designed Thumb Wars for us. She took a big chance bringing us this from the evidence locker. She did it because of what we once shared, but this makes us even. Don’t ever ask her for anything again.

Wear this shirt: When you get suspended from the force for meeting with the shark to hear his side of the story. You don’t want to get involved with this, detective. There’s more going on here than you know.

Don’t wear this shirt: To the new underwater mall, built on the site where the little castle and the openy-closey treasure chest used to stand. The site that was only recently sold for pennies on the dollar after the owner was arrested… for eating his three tenants.

This shirt tells the world: “I know what’s going on now, Chief. There’s still time to save an innocen… Aw, no, Chief. Not you too. Not you.”

We call this color: The dark, deep blue. It claims everybody sooner or later.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 3115C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
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Sales Stats

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Shark Attack!!! by Stef McFeters
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