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Shy Pocket Monster

by jewelwing

$19.00 + free shipping

Color Red

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It's Just a Misunderstanding

3rd Place in Derby #274: Monsters, Robots, and Aliens!, Guest Editor tgentry's pick!

Oh, hey, wait a second! Let's talk this through! What's with all the hate? I was simply pointing out the monster in my pocket and how happy he is to see you!

What? Why is that offensive? He's happy! And very outgoing!

I don't see what you're getting so upset about. Let's rewind a second and walk through this: You walked in. The monster in my pocket noticed you and perked up at your presence. I said, "Hey, there's a monster in my pocket and he's happy to see you!" You slapped me and started calling the police.

No, I'm still not getting it.

Wear this shirt: To impress small children.

Don't wear this shirt: Without pants.

This shirt tells the world: "I'm legally required to let you know I'm moving in next door."

We call this color: Red Eyed Monster

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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!