Sightseeing

by DoOomcat

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  • Standard - Estimated delivery Jun 06 - Jun 09
  • Two-Day - Estimated delivery Jun 02
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1st place in Derby #504: Pop Culture Mashups with 175 votes

They say the first art was a cave painting. They say the first medium was burnt stick on stone. They say that everything we've ever done as human beings - the Mona Lisa, Grave Of The Fireflies, Under The Red Hood, Nude Descending A Staircase, that video game where the 7UP Spot helped you play Othello, they all start with a primitive human puzzling out that a line on the wall could represent a memory in their head of a thing that they dreamed that they saw.

Imagine a world where that primitive human just turned and walked away. What would have become of us? Would we have become a species of storytellers, possessing fantastic memories? Would our t-shirts be blank colors, no drawings or words, just patchworks that reminded us of "the purple-green story" or the "golden grey story" or "the story that is only white"?

If you've ever made a reference to an animated movie in one of your t-shirts, you owe that primitive human a debt. Think about that as you buy this shirt. Think about that.

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Features

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Premium Brand:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.2 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA, Central America, Vietnam or Bangladesh
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 0% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 7% one year old
  • 83% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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  • 9% bought 2
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Sightseeing by DoOomcat
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