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Okay, okay, keep calm. Relax. Play it cool, Dish. You are the MAN. Oh my god that idiot spoon is never going to believe this happened. Can I get a picture? Wait, it’s probably weird to ask to take a picture while skinny dipping.
Okay, shirt’s off; dang I should’ve worked my pecs a lot harder. No problem, it’s kind of dark. They won’t notice. Oh god she giggled. Is she giggling at me? Oh no, this is a total failure. No, wait. She’s laughing at Pablo. What the-?! He’s already in there with them! Curse you, Pablo, “one for each” that’s what we agreed!
Okay, okay, no big deal. Play it cool. You totally skinny dip all the time and they’re already naked so just drop the towel. Just drop it.
Any minute now…
“Danny, are you gonna come in or are you too shy?”
“Who, ME?! Oh you KNOW I’m dippin’ skinny! Heheheh!”
Way to go, idiot. What was that LAUGH?! You sounded like a cup molester. Jeez. Okay, here we go, just drop the towel and slide on in. One smooth motion. Drop the towel, slide on in. Do it. Do it now. Here we go!
“Danny Dish, is that- do you have a crack?!”
“Oh my god, look: he’s got a food stain, too!”
“HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!”
“OH GOD I HATE YOU I HATE YOU I HATE YOU ALL!”
Wear this shirt: The next time you’re washing dishes. And dude, not to be a jerk or anything but it’s your turn. Look at the chore chart once in awhile.
Don’t wear this shirt: When you’re skinny dipping. Go all the way or don’t go at all.
This shirt tells the world: “You think the dishes are dirty? You’re the one touching their little naked bodies all over with your soapy hands.”
We call this color: Heather cuts the Gray out of your way!
Pantone Colors:
White - Blue - Cool Gray 7C
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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