You Daydreamers never like us Big Picture People.
You think living on one of these floating plots of land is easy? You think it’s all sunny skies and puffy clouds like you’re in a permanent Gorillaz video? I’ll bet you never thought about what we’re going to eat up here, did ya? It’s not like I can pull a giant air-sailing island through the Arby’s drive-thru.
Fine. I’ll grab a fishing pole. Maybe I can hook an albatross or something. I’m taking the cat with me; you heat up the skillet. What do you mean, safety line? I’m not gonna fall off. It’s not like some stupid bird is going to pull me over the side.
Wear this shirt: in mocking derision of daydreamers and optimists everywhere.
Don’t wear this shirt: fishing. It’s going to be chilly and you’ll want long sleeves.
This shirt tells the world: “You think that sounds like a good time? Well let me tell you what would go horribly wrong with that scenario.”
We call this color: Curdled Creme
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Our graphic tees are made for every day that you need to get shirt done! Seriously, our t-shirts have been a graphic tee loving enthusiast's favorite since 2007. Our shirts are printed in the USA and every time you buy a shirt, one of our talented artists gets paid!
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