Sleeping Problems

by Sokowa

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Sheep Trick

Third Place in Derby #27 (Dreams), with 442 votes!

Rock-a-bye baby
Awake the whole night
Some fried egg lookin’ sheep
Made of only the whites
Ran into a fence
Built from stress and some logs
Now it’s three in the morning
Maybe Highlander’s on

This shirt was designed by: Sokowa, who spent six weeks researching this shirt at the US Sheep Experiment Station near Dubois, Idaho. Many lambs lost their innocence in the name of art.

Wear this shirt: during a late night snack of Haggis and fried Mars bar.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re a wolf. This is the 21st century, it’s just not going to fool anyone at this point.

This shirt tells the world: “I don’t know mutton.”

We call this color: Pappy Boyington Was Not In The Navy

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 4505C - 462C - Cool Gray 6C - Cool Gray 1C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 8% one month old
  • 45% one year old
  • 37% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Sleeping Problems by Sokowa
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