S’morse Code

by MJ

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This News Bulletin is Hot Off the Wire

also sticky and gooey off the wire

As it turns out, S’morse Code reads almost exactly like Morse Code, except the dot and dash are replaced with the much more delicious nom and nosh.

While S’morse Code is not as well suited to sending messages over long distances (it’s slow, and prone to melting), it’s superior to Sammy Morse’s famous system in at least one obvious way: It makes even the most disappointing messages EASY TO DIGEST. Ha! Ha! Get it? “Easy to digest?”

You’re not laughing. You must not get it.

Wear this shirt: to your job manning the key in the telegraph office at Yankton. Wear a period shirt over it, though, or everyone will know you’re from the future.

Don’t wear this shirt: over an open flame. The message could melt, and it doesn’t sound like it’d be very good for your torso, either.

This shirt tells the world: “TAKE YOUR HANDS OFF ME STOP THIS IS SMORSE CODE NOT BRAILLE STOP

We call this color: Crypto-Cocoa Brown

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7500C - 141C- 728C - 731C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 28.000s
First Sucker:
barbra2323
Last Wooter to Woot:
mzees

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 88% second woot
  • 12% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 12% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 53% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 88% bought 1
  • 9% bought 2
  • 3% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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S’morse Code by MJ
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