Ask anybody who's ever gotten caught up in a high-stakes art heist. Or anybody who's ever been killed in an avalanche of precious gemstones. Or anybody who's ever accompanied a Bangkok bar girl back to her room only to be beaten and robbed. They'll tell you: in beauty, there is danger. And few things are and dangerous and beautiful as this booby-trapped bouquet, a veritable Mata Hari in floral form. See the pretty flowers? Go on, put your nose right down there and take a sniff. It'll be your last.

This shirt was designed by: Woot member soothedbyrainfall, who sells her other t-shirt designs at her cafepress shop and her fine art prints through imagekind. Judging by this design, we don't think that rainfall was soothing enough.

Wear this shirt to: let the other florists know you're a total badass.

Don't wear this shirt to: a snake-handling church. They'll take it as blasphemy.

This shirt tells the world: "Mess with the flowers, you get the snake."

We call this color: Snakes On A Cranberry.

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