Snooze
by David Soames and Aaron Jay
Printed to order.
Ships in 3-5 business days
Ships in 3-5 business days
Look, I need my rest too, OK?
Awww, do you have to get up early to go to your little 8-hour day? Poor thing. Try being me for a while. I’m on duty all day long. When most people say they’re working “around the clock”, they mean it figuratively. Try BEING the clock.
The only time off I get is when the power goes out or something. Then, when I come back on, I have to bust my ass blinking until some person gets around to setting me. You couldn’t do it, believe me.
How do I know? Who do you think you’re talking to?
Wear this shirt: because it’s sitting on top of your laundry pile as you’re running out the door.
Don’t wear this shirt: earlier than 5 AM. It won’t be at its best.
This shirt tells the world: “I’m not what you’d call a morning device.”
We call this color: Royal Blooze.
Pantone Colors:
White - 7535C - Cool Grey 10C - 485C - 2758C - Black
Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology
Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.
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