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Snooze

by David Soames and Aaron Jay

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Get Your Clocks Off

Look, I need my rest too, OK?

Awww, do you have to get up early to go to your little 8-hour day? Poor thing. Try being me for a while. I’m on duty all day long. When most people say they’re working “around the clock”, they mean it figuratively. Try BEING the clock.

The only time off I get is when the power goes out or something. Then, when I come back on, I have to bust my ass blinking until some person gets around to setting me. You couldn’t do it, believe me.

How do I know? Who do you think you’re talking to?

Wear this shirt: because it’s sitting on top of your laundry pile as you’re running out the door.

Don’t wear this shirt: earlier than 5 AM. It won’t be at its best.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m not what you’d call a morning device.”

We call this color: Royal Blooze.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 7535C - Cool Grey 10C - 485C - 2758C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 29.000s
First Sucker:
WalterTangoFoxtrot
Last Wooter to Woot:
jessnear1

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 24% one year old
  • 67% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Snooze by David Soames and Aaron Jay
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
$15.00 USD false 1 Retail EA
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.