Solstice

by CrescentDebris and Drakxxx

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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What’s Cooler Than Bein’ Cool?

3rd place in Derby #230: Winter Redux, with 871 votes!

You have four new messages. First message…

Winnie, it’s Jack. Look, don’t be like this, all right? I know I goofed up. We had a date the other night by the old tree, and I, uh, just got busy, that’s all. You know what this time of year is like for me! Come on, girl, can’t we talk about this? We’re both anthropomorphic personifications here. Just call me back when you get this.

Next message…

Are you serious? You are still not picking up? That’s cold, Winnie, even for you. You know what you’re problem is? You don’t believe the things I tell you! You always think I’m trying to be slick. Well, fine. Be that way. If you want to talk, you know how to get a hold of me.

Next message…

I know what this is about. Somebody told you they saw me with the Sugarplum Fairy the night of our date, didn’t they? Good. I’m glad. ‘Cause you know what, Winnie? I need trust in a relationship and you don’t trust me! Okay, I just realized how dumb that sounds, but it’s still true, girl! And she doesn’t just sit around contemplating the snowfall on a hillside and being boring. She’s a dancer! That’s right! So whatever, Winnie! You don’t have to call me back. You hear that, girl? You can kiss Jack Frost goodbye!

Next message…

HA HA! I, uh, totally got you! See I knew, uh, somehow that you didn’t have your phone with you tonight. Yeah, and I knew WAY before I ran into you just now, which makes the stuff I said in all those previous messages even funnier. Heh. So, uh, just forget I even left them! Unless you think they’re funny, too, then we can just laugh about it later. Together! Yeah.

Wear this shirt: as you wait for the days to get longer.

Don’t wear this shirt: and go outside without a coat on! You’ll end up sick as a dog!

This shirt tells the world: “Baby, it’s cold outside.”

We call this color: Navy Next Year

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Features

Pantone Colors:
545C - 7459C - Cool Grey 9C - 5275C - 302C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 8.000s
First Sucker:
valeforfayth
Last Wooter to Woot:
fierytresses

Purchaser Experience

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  • 92% second woot
  • 8% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 3% joined today
  • 0% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 25% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 92% bought 1
  • 7% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Solstice by CrescentDebris and Drakxxx
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