Square Dance

by Jeff Alexander a.k.a. alexj182

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It’s Hip

Big Barn Dance in Squaresville Tonight

Welllll
Grab your partner, dosado
Turn her ‘round and tally-ho
Bow to your neighbor, kick him in the knees
And rotate ‘zactly ninety degrees

Sharp right angles, outsides trade
Quadrilaterally promenade
Acey deucey, deucey three
Arrange yourselves perpendicularly

Belles to the inside, curtsy to your gent
And measure the angle at which he’s bent
A perfect right angle, to be precise
That’s forty-five degrees, folks, twice

Wear this shirt: if you’re an angle-y young man.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re Ang Lee as a young man.

This shirt tells the world: “Any dance is a square dance when I attend.”

We call this color: Cross Your Neighbor, Then Sashay, Bring It On Back For Heather Gray

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Cool Gray 1C - 5507C - 1795C - 646C - 3025C - 282C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

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Last Wooter to Woot:
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  • 63% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

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Square Dance by Jeff Alexander a.k.a. alexj182
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