Squeeze

by rglee129

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Yeah, you heard us: GLOW IN THE DARK.

2nd place in Derby #147: Double-Take Derby Nine, with 618 votes!

Okay, maybe you didn’t until just then. But NOW you heard read us. We’re printing this bad boy with Glow in the Dark ink. We know: that’s some CIA-type stuff. We keep it in a big industrial vat behind the warehouse, and we only dip into it in between horrible, super-mutant-spawning accidents.

Now before you get all indignant with your “Hey, no special requests in Derby submissions!” or “Why can’t I get glow in the dark ink!” or “YOU LOWBROW HACKS ARE CONTRIBUTING TO THE DEATH OF ARTISTIC VISION BECAUSE IF I DON’T LIKE A SHIRT THEN NO ONE IS ALLOWED TO LIKE IT OR ELSE THEY’RE STUPID!!1!1!eleventy!” just know that we reserve the right to do something impulsive like this whenever the urge strikes.

So enjoy! Based on the last batch of super villains to crawl out of our vat out back, it might be awhile before we do this sort of thing again.

Wear this shirt: In the dark! Come on! It’s GLOW IN THE DARK.

Don’t wear this shirt: In thunderstorms. You’re tempting fate.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, you attractive member of the opposite sex. Step into my darkened bedroom and look at my shirt.”

We call this color: Robotic Royal Blue

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Features

Pantone Colors:
296C - 3935C - 5487C- 557C - Glow In The Dark

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.000s
First Sucker:
lorenzoinlogan
Last Wooter to Woot:
Hexatomb

Purchaser Experience

  • 9% first woot
  • 9% second woot
  • 34% < 10 woots
  • 26% < 25 woots
  • 22% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 28% one year old
  • 59% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Squeeze by rglee129
$15.00 Sold Out Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.