State of Denial

by marzipanapple

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3rd Place in Derby #302: Vacation Slogan Shirts, with 210 votes!

You don't need to buy this shirt. We'll be fine.

Don't worry about us. We understand you've got important things to do, and we totally understand if you don't want to buy a shirt from us right now. Really, we're doing fine on our own!

Seriously, we know you've had a long day, and you probably just want to go home and take a nap, and that's okay! Do it! Really, we don't need the money you're offering to give to us. It's no big deal! None whatsoever.

Honestly, it's okay. We'll be fine. We appreciate the consideration, but really, truthfully, we're happy that you're not buying this shirt. In fact, we're thrilled! We couldn't be happier!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:

3X - M, WXL - WL: 13.53” x 9.25“
S, WM - WS, K12 - K8:  11.00” x 7.51“
K6 - K4:  9.00” x 6.15”

Pantone Colors: 574C - 172C - 116C - 7489C

Standard Brand:

  • Standard fit (slightly boxy, a little loose)
  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

American Apparel:

  • Slimmer fit (if you like a looser fit, order one size up from your usual size)
  • Fiber Content: 4.3 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: USA
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
2m 35.559s
First Sucker:
thumperchick
Last Wooter to Woot:
jeradw

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 13% one year old
  • 77% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

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Woots by State

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Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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State of Denial by marzipanapple
$11.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.