Steam Heart

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Because Even Punks Need Hearts

2nd place in Derby #132: Heart, with 845 votes!

OK, Mr. Tinman, let’s open you up and take a look. Aw yeah, what you got here is, you got the auxiliary intake valve clogged with all kindsa gunk here. That’s probably why you’ve been so short of breath lately. Dizzy spells, you said? Yeah, that’d explain it. If that was the main intake, you’d be scrap metal by now.

But don’t worry, you’ll be feeling emotions again in no time. Just lemme… all right… there you go, you should be all set. You know, you’re lucky to have good friends telling you to come get this checked out. Most of the sparrows I know can’t even talk.

Wear this shirt: to show the surgeons where to put the transplant.

Don’t wear this shirt: with your iron top hat, your diesel armor bodice, your welder’s goggles, and your WWI British infantryman’s boots. T-shirts aren’t period enough.

This shirt tells the world: “Good night, Barney Clark, wherever you are.”

We call this color: Heart A-black.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
7528C - Warm Gray 11C- 411C - 7510C- 478C - 440C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 7% joined today
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Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
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Steam Heart by patrickspens
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.