Still Fresh

by spiritgreen

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Twink

Only the strong survive.

Whatta my friends call me? They don't call me nothin' because they all dead. I'll see 'em still, though, or least I'll see they bodies, limpin' through the street, dead-eyed as the skelton of a long dead ox. 

I remember when this'n all started. They's all talkin' 'bout, when's your exp'ration date? How long'll it take you to go bad? They gets to me and they say, Twink, when's your's comin', an' I say back, I ain't got no date on me. An' they laugh and call me ar'gant, but the truth is, soon's you start talkin' about exp'ration dates, you one step closer to bein' in the ground. Survivin' is believin', that's how I always live.

The real frustratin' thing 'bout it all is I ain't got no one here to tell, told ya so. All I got is them things, an' they ain't much for talkin'.

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Features

Design Placement: Ceneterd

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL-WL: 15” x 18.75” 
S, WM-WS, K12 - K8:  11“ x 13.75”
K8-K4: 8” x 10” 

Pantone Colors:
White - 129C - 153C - 367C - 3268C - 429C 

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
3m 14.993s
First Sucker:
robbabcock
Last Wooter to Woot:
shaelosmom

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 93% second woot
  • 7% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 8% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 1% one month old
  • 11% one year old
  • 78% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
  • 6% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Percentage of Sales Per Day

82%
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Woots by State

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Still Fresh by spiritgreen
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