Stink Less!

by thatrobert

$18.00 + free shipping

Printed to order.

Ships in 3-5 business days

Color Red

Size

Quantity Limit 15 per customer

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Seriously, Odorants Aren’t Polite

2nd place in Derby #201: Double-Take Derby 13, with 628 votes!

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Who’s the white and flakey friend
That breaks up oils which foul your skin?
Soap!
Daaaamn right.

Who is the guy
With a pH close to alkaline?
Soap!
Cleansing, ain’t it?

Made of fat with lye about
Sometimes dries your skin right ouuut
Soap!
Right on.

They say this cake soap is a slippery mother-
Shut your mouth!
But I’m droppin’ my soap!
Use a loofah!

He can fit right in your hand
But probably you should also use a washcloth
Bar soap

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Wear this shirt: when you’re next to godliness.

Don’t wear this shirt: and start talking about hemp. NOBODY THINKS YOU’RE USING IT FOR SOAP, JUDGE DREAD

This shirt tells the world: “I’ve never spent any money on Warhammer ever!”

We call this color: Carbolic Red

Features

Pantone Colors:
7485C - 7541C - 427C - Cool Gray 6C - 443C - Black

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats Snapshot

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
2% bought 3

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 25.000s

First Sucker:: mtnsk8r

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:: 0m 25.000s

First Sucker:: mtnsk8r

Last Wooter to Woot:: eulogywerd21

Purchaser Experience

0% first woot
92% second woot
8% < 10 woots
0% < 25 woots
0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

6% joined today
1% one week old
2% one month old
22% one year old
70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

92% bought 1
7% bought 2
2% bought 3

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11	12	1	2	3	4	5	6	7	8	9	10	11
12%	4%	3%	2%	1%	2%	3%	5%	5%	7%	6%	5%	4%	9%	4%	3%	4%	4%	3%	3%	3%	3%	3%	3%

Percentage of Sales Per Day

Mon	Tue	Wed	Thu	Fri	Sat	Sun
4%	7%	3%	2%	2%	78%	4%

Woots by State

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Top Comments

What are Top Comments?

Top Comments are discussion forum posts we have deemed worthy of your time. Listen, we get a lot of comments, and most of the time, it's pretty forgettable stuff; but sometimes you rise to the top like butterfat in milk. We don't recommend you base your self-worth on how often we feature your comments, but we don't expressly forbid it either.

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catta knows how smelly the crowds can get, "I'm going to an anime convention next weekend. I think this shirt should be mandatory attire for all members of the staff."
1:20 PM, 6/4/2011
Medicfrost proves an unhappy destination for Jersey Soap.
12:19 AM, 6/4/2011
dawnmt is so fresh and so clean, clean, :This shirt is so fresh AND so clean."
12:48 AM, 6/4/2011
creativehack likes NOT checking the tags, "You gotta love a shirt that uses it's washing instructions as its main feature."
3:50 AM, 6/4/2011
SuperNinja conjures some classic Andy Kaufman.
5:12 AM, 6/4/2011
godmadesky wonders, "With all the anti-bacterial, liquid refill-able, comes-in-plastic-jugs soap out there, who uses blocks of soap anymore?"
12:04 AM, 6/4/2011
Thienn thinks, "Wow perfect shirt to bring along all them nerdy conventions."
12:04 AM, 6/4/2011
thatrobert gets a clever idea, "Hmm. Soap Reviews... Now that's an untapped market."
8:48 AM, 6/4/2011
Aracos doesn't want to name names, "This is the perfect shirt for some coworkers to wear on another shift who had major problems with a new guy that is trying to conserve water and only bathes once a week."
12:18 AM, 6/4/2011
Cycospaz2 says, "I want to give this shirt to everybody on the subway"
12:02 AM, 6/4/2011
mkentosh made the right choice, "I thought about selling soap at a computer show once, but I didn't want to be stuck with all that soap."
12:27 AM, 6/4/2011
Narfcake clearly has disposable income.
12:16 AM, 6/4/2011
enzo01 suggests, "It could also read "Don't drop the soap. A public service announcement from former prison inmates."
11:29 AM, 6/4/2011
DianaSprinkle doens't condone laundry and showers at the same time, "Let's hope people remember to take the shirt off before they latter up in the shower."
12:33 AM, 6/4/2011

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