Stop Judging Me

by patrickspens

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Emo H2O

2nd Place in Derby #352: Grumpy, with 263 votes!

Why don't you look at yourself? Why don't you look at your own life? Are you half full? Or are you half empty? Or maybe, if you're spending all this time asking these sorts of questions, maybe that means you're 100% empty? Because, if you've gotta ask, isn't that your answer?

Seriously, why do I have to be the example? There's other stuff that drains. Like the dark eye-liner I apply. Or the black lipstick I put on every day. Or the gel I use to make sure that my hair lines up just right to obscure my right eye. So why me? Why am I so special? I'm not. Seriously. I wrote a song about it. Wanna hear it? 

No? You sound just like my dad.

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Design Size:
3X - M, WXL -WL: 11.50” x 10.05”
S, WM - WS, K12 - K4:  8.00” x 6.98”

Pantone Colors: White - 636C - 2925C - 647C - 534C

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

Sizing Chart:

Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 37.551s
First Sucker:
Fathanar
Last Wooter to Woot:
hobbitkatie

Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 4% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 12% one year old
  • 81% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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Stop Judging Me by patrickspens
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