Stuck Inside

by tgentry

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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Navy
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Watch Your Hands, There’s Biting

Hey, you know we love you all, right? Right? Joel, go lock the doors.

1st place in Derby #75: Cabin Fever, with 973 votes!

Happy23: wow great print llo

LettuceBabe: Wonderful job! Congrats to the artist!

KidAtCollege: Oh, wow! This is just like a Philip K. Dick novel! What a metaphor!

Tee Snob: This isn’t for me, but I see how it could be enjoyed by other people. Just not me.

Mr. Serious: Okay, first of all, either that guy in the chair is tiny or the outer body is really amazingly big. And that’s a huge issue because a guy that big means the snowflake is relative to his size, so that snowflake is about the size of, well, a shirt. And if anyone spent any time studying physics they’d know that’s about as likely as a giant ant lifting a car, which is to say, not at all. Additionally, the appearance of a chair inside the head implies some sort of forest existed or currently exists inside the giant man, as well as a smelting facility to allow for the creation of metal tools in order to complete those fancy corners. Are we to assume this is all happening in the stomach? And for that matter, how does the little man eat? And who were his parents? Is this some thinly-veilled comment about the futility of evolutionists or something? Because that would just be bad form. Meh. I guess this will be another sell out extravaganza among those people who wouldn’t know quality if it bit them but I, for one, don’t understand how a person could enjoy this shirt due to the complex gaps in simple, concrete logic. It is just me who sees all these cliches?

OMGrrl: OMG OMG OMG DON’T BE A SAD RAT OMG DID I GET A SHIRT OMG SAD RAT OMG

This shirt was designed by: tgentry. What, you don’t know who that is? He did Nanonauts! He’s been here forever! Jaden, you know him, right? eHalcyon? Come on, guys, this isn’t funny! It’s tgentry! Don’t you remember? Clarence! Clarence! Put things back the way they were! I want to live, Clarence! I want to live!

Wear this shirt: when it is snowing. Also wear a sweater. You can get them from sweater.woot.com.

Don’t wear this shirt: when you band together on our forums and march on Woot HQ to beat us for today’s copy. We don’t want you to get our jerkface blood all over your nice new shirts.

This shirt tells the world: “I’m of two minds about this.”

We call this color: As The Horse Said To The Dude In The Guy Fawkes Mask, “Navy”

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Features

Pantone Colors:
164C - 1365C- 310C - 7457C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 7.000s
First Sucker:
renilives
Last Wooter to Woot:
jmozeika

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 5% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 4% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 48% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Top Comments

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Stuck Inside by tgentry
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