Swept Away

by patrickspens

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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We Can't Steer!

1st place in Derby #256: Lost In A Good Book, with 850 votes!  

Come all ye young pirates that fly through the air,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
It's terrifying please save me from here,
Will a high pressure system blow this thing down? 

Aboard the Rishadan Airship I first served my time,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
I was sick the whole cruise and didn't earn a dime.
Will a BB gun pellet blow this thing down?

We're landsman and sailors but all afraid to fall,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
Watch out for that mountain it's a mile tall.
Maybe its ragged peak will blow this thing down.

To larboard and starboard I get vertigo,
With a yo ho! Please blow this thing down.
The sandwich I ate just went out the window,
Oh, no, this thing is going down. 

Wear this shirt: in your imagination

Don't wear this shirt: among the illiterate throng

This shirt tells the world: "I read at a tech-fantasy level."

We call this color: Bad, Bad Leeward Brown 

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - Black - 141C - 431C - 636C - 441C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
1m 16.553s
First Sucker:
msklzannie
Last Wooter to Woot:
aym300

Purchaser Experience

  • 0% first woot
  • 95% second woot
  • 5% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 3% one month old
  • 23% one year old
  • 68% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 95% bought 1
  • 4% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

Percentage of Sales Per Hour

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Woots by State

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Swept Away by patrickspens
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