Swim, Little Nessie!

by JadenKale

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2nd Place in Derby #31(Water), with 696 votes!

There are those who say that a mysterious creature has survived for centuries in the dark and frigid waters of Loch Ness, largely unobserved by man. It lives at depths we cannot penetrate, and surfaces only rarely, for the most fleeting of moments. Some who see the creature doubt their own eyes—could that have been a log? A wake? A school of herring? The wind playing on the surface? Still others—those who are sure of what they’ve witnessed—decline to offer testimony before a mocking, incredulous public. In private, when asked about the monster they’ve seen, they’ll say only: “Awww, so cute!”

This shirt was designed by: JadenKale, whom we sometimes call “the Jade Giantess” or “the Kale Colossus,” or “one bad gamma mamma,” which she does not seem to appreciate at all.

Wear this shirt: until it gets stained or threadbare, then cut it up to make one of the fun and fashionable t-shirt craft projects from our forthcoming do-it-yourself-book.

Don’t wear this shirt: to Skeptical Society meetings, except “ironically.”

This shirt tells the world: “I want to believe. And rub its roly-poly belly.”

We call this color: Navy Bwoo

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Features

Pantone Colors:
Pantone BlackC -White - 342C - 340C - 326C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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Purchaser Seniority

  • 9% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 7% one month old
  • 46% one year old
  • 36% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 93% bought 1
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Swim, Little Nessie! by JadenKale
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