Synthetic Beauty

by ramyb

$15.00
$18.00 17% off List Price

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So, Sort Of Like A Boob Job, Is What You’re Saying?

2nd place in Derby #92: Steampunk, with 1168 votes!

Prefer plastic flowers to living ones? Robots to people? The motorik drone of Kraftwerk to the song of the nightingale? Then pull this shirt over your cyborg head and make your meatspace a little more artificial. Unfortunately, the shirt’s made entirely of cotton. But we’re pretty sure the ink is man-made.

Wear this shirt: on your next date with a blow-up doll.

Don’t wear this shirt: on your next wandering into the desert in search of shamanistic earth wisdom. For one thing, a black shirt would get hella hot.

This shirt tells the world: “Who breaks a butterfly on a wheel? Not me. I use a gear.”

We call this color: Imitation Simulated Counterfeit Polysynthetic Black.

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Features

Pantone Colors:
White - 1215C - 731C- 7454C - Cool Gray 9C Cool Gray 11C

Features:
• Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
• Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
• Printed In Carrollton, Texas, USA
• These shirts are printed to order. That means most of the time, we'll be printing using DTG technology

Sizing Chart:
Please check our sizing chart before you order.

Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 11.000s
First Sucker:
Jestik
Last Wooter to Woot:
Dezuria

Purchaser Experience

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  • 96% second woot
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Purchaser Seniority

  • 6% joined today
  • 2% one week old
  • 6% one month old
  • 43% one year old
  • 43% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 96% bought 1
  • 3% bought 2
  • 0% bought 3 or more

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Synthetic Beauty by ramyb
$15.00 In Stock Apparel & Accessories
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4121 International Pkwy Carollton TX 75007 U.S.A.