Aw, mom, we’re having rigatoni pony again?

When you want a snack that’s also a pet, you don’t want to fill up with an enchilada llama or a tamale collie. You want a self-sufficient treat that requires minimal attention but still tastes delicious. You want a taco cat!

With a layer of questionable but fully cooked meat, tomatoes diced to hide the bad spots, and mostly washed lettuce, the taco cat is hearty yet streetsmart, fulfilling yet passionate, and best of all, doused in a fiery sauce that makes it impossible to taste a single subtle flavor. And did we mention that crunchy corn shell?

Don’t force yourself to keep struggling through an entire barbacoa boa or a little pile of empanada pandas. Get just the amount of pet you need with taco cat! Also available in blue corn or calico.

Wear this shirt: while putting on the ritz. That’s right, we went there.

Don’t wear this shirt: if you’re the sort of person who will point out it’s a palindrome every time you wear it. We don’t care, jerkface. Go home.

This shirt tells the world: “Hey, just wondering, but has anyone ever played the Meow Mix song over a latin beat?”

We call this color: Red Beans And Rice

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