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The Woot Guide to Becoming a Sex Symbol Scientist

2nd place in Derby #284: Double-Take Derby 19 with 264 votes!

Most scientists live a life of obscurity, but a select few, like Tesla, achieve a strange nerd-celebrity status. How do you become one of these scientists? It's simple:

1. Choose something weird to study. For example, don't study the vibrations of glass when you play music; try to train bugs to eat electrical wire or something.

2. Make sure you have interesting hair and/or facial hair. If this isn't possible, wear goggles all the time.

3. Dress like the 1920s never ended.

4. Change your name to something foreign-sounding. Adapt an accent to match. And if you can't come up with an accent, just do a British one; that's the catch-all "Cultured Person Who's Not From Here" voice.

5. Make sure something explodes during every experiment you conduct, even if it's just something small, like a banana. A little bit goes a long way when it comes to blowing stuff up.

Taking these steps, you should be well on your way to a level of stardom enjoyed only by a few really weird dudes! Congratulations! The internet's going to love you!

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Features

Design Placement: Centered

Pantone Color(s): 443C - 446C - 5845C - 5807C - White

Features:

  • Fiber Content: 4.5 oz 100% Combed Ringspun Cotton
  • Manufactured In: Honduras/Nicaragua
  • Printed In: Carrollton, Texas, USA

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Sales Stats

Speed to First Woot:
0m 46.881s
First Sucker:
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Last Wooter to Woot:
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Purchaser Experience

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  • 94% second woot
  • 6% < 10 woots
  • 0% < 25 woots
  • 0% ≥ 25 woots

Purchaser Seniority

  • 13% joined today
  • 1% one week old
  • 2% one month old
  • 14% one year old
  • 70% > one year old

Quantity Breakdown

  • 94% bought 1
  • 5% bought 2
  • 1% bought 3 or more

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